lesbianralzarek:

heronbrew:

I think it’s hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It’s just there for reference when something weird happens

posts that i know are about magic the gathering but i have to check to make sure op isn’t just living in a way doper world than me

neil-gaiman:

watertribe-enya:

Lots of people make fun of Jonathan Harker for not recognizing what’s up with Dracula, despite the warning signs…And I feel the need to point out that Neil Gaiman’s “The Graveyard Book” had Silas, a character who:

• does not cast a reflection

• only eats one kind of ( unspecified) food

• is very pale, has razor sharp nails, makes people feel insecure/ troubled for no apparent reason

• sleeps through the day and only comes out after sunset

• is neither dead nor alive

• sleeps inside a trunk filled with earth

• crawls down walls head first

• can fly and is compared to a bat when doing so

• has some form of mind control powers

• is bothered/ weakened by sunlight in some form

And people to this day question what kind of being this man could possibly be. I somehow doubt you all would have done any better than Jonathan. Modern readers seem to be just as, if not more more oblivious than him if a story does not explicitly spell out that it’s featuring a vampire.

The OP is not wrong.

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